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NEWSREVUE
It's the most wonderful time of the year here at Canal Café Theatre. Introducing the 2025 NewsRevue Christmas cast! Catch these fa-la-la-la-fabulous performers.
Current NewsRevue Team – Christmas 2025!
Director: Sophie Lynch-Furtado
Musical Director: Zara Harris
Cast: Dión Di Maio, Fraser Adams, Miles Blanch & Liberty Ashford
“Satirically brilliant” – The Guardian – ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“Preposterously talented” – Broadway Baby – ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“Utterly magnificent from start to finish” – LondonTheatre1 – ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
NewsRevue Season Pass!
For just £99, the pass is designed so that you can come and see each run of the year (7 standard runs, our Edinburgh Previews and our Christmas run), and make major savings compared to buying individual tickets!
For more information and to book, head to our
website

NEIL FROST PRESENTS: THE DOOR
4 March 7.30pm
“It's 1985. I'm dressed as Peter Pan. All I have to worry about is remembering my Nan's landline number.”
Award-winning performer Neil Frost brings old photos taken in front of his Nan's kitchen door to life, unravelling the stories behind them with masterful silliness. A nostalgic, poignant comedy about living with your grandparents in 80's Britain, childhood dreams and the power of fancy dress.
The Door is a solo clown show with real heart, a lovingly crafted piece of theatre that reflects on growing up, moving on and saying goodbye to versions of ourselves and those we love.
"Frost is the ultimate comedian" ★★★★★ (Fourth Wall)
"Genuinely touching" ★★★★★ (Stage Whisper)
"Hilarious" ★★★★★ (The Reviews Hub)
"Masterful silliness … a rare treat, not one to miss" ★★★★★ (The Clothesline)
"An enchanting experience" ★★★★★ (Theatre & Tonic)
Written and performed by Neil Frost
Directed by Lucy Hopkins and Dan Lees
BUD
6 March
Escape from geo-political drama through imaginative new work!
Join us for an early evening sharing of insightful and witty rehearsed staged readings by a dynamic ensemble at this special cabaret style theatre auditorium.
EXTRACTS
HIDING GENIUS by Nirjay Mahindru
THAT MAD LITTLE PLANET CALLED EARTH by Tamsin Irwin
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MY TURN by Martin Keady
Writers: Tamsin Irwin, Nirjay Mahindru & Martin Keady
Directors: Kenneth Michaels and Tamsin Irwin
Performers: Eleanor Caird, Mark Philip Compton, Jonathan Hansler, Kenneth Michaels, Matt Houlihan, Gillian Horgan, Louise Ann Munro, Monica Nash, Faye Maughen, Nabila Dolfini and Jeremy Sheffer.
BARELY HUMAN
13 - 15 March
Post-prison cabaret at its messiest: can violence ever be justified?
Eva’s out of prison on early release. Her therapist said a cabaret would be a great creative outlet. So here she is! She’s a bit raw still. She’s a bit raw all the time, actually. But her parole officer will be there, so she can’t do anything too crazy. Right? She’s going to sing some songs for you. And tell you some funny stories. Be nice and help her start her new life off fresh. By the by, people take things too literally – don’t you think? There’s a lot of violence in the world,
and sometimes you’ve just got to make a statement. Symbolic crime, if you will. Chocolate milk, anyone?
Barely Human is Eva Voss’s second cabaret. Her first, Yeet The Dog, explored the dark side of life in a humorous, heartfelt way: we’re all going to experience loss, pain and absurdity, so we’d better love our lives through it. Eva also co-founded Far Between Theatre (@farbetweentheatre), with whom she will be performing a raucous jazz-age Much Ado About Nothing in March 2026. Far Between Theatre makes it its mission to tell stories of softness, difference and violence, encouraging audiences to open up their hearts and fire up
their bellies.
This new festival of sketch theatre is a collaboration between two theatres, Canal Cafe and The Hen and Chickens in Islington. All the companies will perform their sketch shows at both venues. Here below are the shows - dates and full details on the theatre websites.
SYNCING
“No one’s gonna remember Justin Timber-fake anyway!” After the sudden departure of their star member, JT, the once legendary boy band NSYNC is left to pick up the ...
CHAOS THEORY - DESPERATE SKETCHWIVES
Chaos Theory is a sketch and character group like you have never seen before! They are four actor/writers – Maria Beadell, Mikyla Jane Durkan, Yasser Kayani and Bruce ...
FORCED RHUBARB
Forced Rhubarb are a sketch comedy group here to take you on a whirlwind adventure through time* and space** from the ancient past to the far future on a stream of ...
THE PAST
From the creators of the award-winning sell-out immersive comedies Burning Down the Horse and It’s Gonna Blow!, comes THE PAST – the world’s first immersive ...
WILL & NOAH
Will & Noah are friends, great friends, and have been for ages. But you wouldn’t go to a comedy night to just see two friends pal around would you!? That’s why they’ve ...
NEXT LEVEL SKETCH
For their debut hour, Next Level Sketch are performing a Greatest Hits set of their very stupidest sketches from the past six years. Expect pirate religious figures, exceptionally ...
FROGBONE TROMBONE
Frogbone Trombone is a group of uni friends who couldn’t let go of 2024. Instead of accepting adulthood, they decided the only way to feel a sense of purpose was to ...
RED BALLOONS IN A TRENCHCOAT
Absurdist and hyperactive sketch comedy from Cambridge Footlights’ Baz Evans and Alex Denley Spencer. Enjoy sketches with zing, spice and dance numbers. A show where ...
FINLAY & JOE - PRETEND IT'S FIEN
Leicester Square Sketch Off Finalists’ Finlay Stroud and Joe Peden are a London-Manchester creative alliance. Inspired by acts like Aunty Donna, Mitchell and Webb and ...
SUPERMALTS
Swedish born Carlos Sandin and Shropshire’s own Fred Newnes are the UK’s only clownprov double act. Gigging throughout London’s improv and alt comedy ...
SAM & GAZ
A classic sketch duo at its best – just with one member running a tad late… Gaz and Sam have performed in comedy festivals up and down the country, and Sam knows Gaz will NEVER ...
THE TINY UMBRELLAS
The Tiny Umbrellas are your new favourite friend group of fresh young talent, bringing you hilarious sketches to shelter from the rainstorm of life. Journey with them ...
CANKER BLOSSOMS
CANKER BLOSSOMS have assembled for Sketch Fest 2026, they bring with them new and old material, sketch-ellent slapstick, fresh funnies and four comedy talents who have ...
TWO OLD MEN
It’s the early 21st century sketch team super group that everybody/nobody’s waiting for. The tall one from The Consultants and the angry one from Club Seals JUSTIN EDWARDS ...
BISCUIT BARREL - THE 69 SKETCH SHOW
Fresh off Hollywood Fringe and their sixth Edinburgh Fringe, Biscuit Barrel arrive in London with slapstick, songs, wordplay, absurd characters, biscuits and even beatboxing. Not to ...
Looking for Wolverhampton’s Latin Quarter
3 April
A funny, touching and self-deprecating account of growing up in 1970s Wolverhampton.
Winner of the New York Radio Festivals Award 2025 for his collaboration
with Andrew McGibbon on their acclaimed Radio 4 play When Alan met
Ray, starring Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse, Ian returns to Canal
Cafe with his sell out Edinburgh Fringe comedy play about growing up in
Wolverhampton in the 1970s.
He looks back at his deluded teenage years. Being a trainee butcher at
the Co-op is only a temporary situation before he reveals his true artistic
talents to the world. No careers officer or personnel manager is going to
stop him producing his rock album, publishing his poetry or mounting
his first exhibition. A world of awkward romantic relationships, Sex Pistols, Crossroads and Angel Delight.
ATTACHMENT THEORY
8, 10 , 11, 12 April
A queer romance told from the therapist’s chair.
Two queer men sit down to their therapy sessions to navigate their fresh romance. One is a former American monk with a troubled past. The other, a anxiety-prone, privileged English painter courting drug addiction. They don’t realize, as they open up about their deepest feelings about the other, that they’re seeing the same therapist.
As their memories begin to contradict and trauma re-emerges, the audience (playing the therapist) must consider who might be telling the truth, and where to place their trust.
TITLE GOES HERE
17/18 April
Starring Brad Collett as your host join us for an unforgettable evening of laughter and improvised chaos!
Title Goes Here: An Improv Comedy is a fast-paced, laugh-out-loud night of
unscripted chaos where no two shows are the same!
Touring nationwide with a core cast of top-notch comedians, each performance features a different local guest actor, keeping the comedy fresh, unpredictable, and full of surprises.
From audience driven scenes to bizarre games and on-the-spot songs, it’s comedy made up right before your eyes — and it’s never happening that way again!
ROGER PRICK: SEXOPOLIS
24 April
A pornographer- AHEM! EROTIC NOVELIST- launches the newly revised, feminist edition of his novel, in this character comedy drag show!
That’s right, it’s Roger Prick! 1970s pornographer, erotic novelist, and celebrity Casanova. Now it’s 2026 and he’s ready to relaunch his dirtiest novel, revised and edited for the post Me Too era. It’s modern! It’s feminist! It’s progressive! The gorgeous naked vixens are still there, but now they all have names. Roger’s
one of the good guys… even if he is greasy, lecherous, perverted and licking his lips a bit too much.
Hold onto your cigar and don’t miss this sleazy, silly, and satirical character comedy drag show. Expect bawdy jokes, dirty book readings and live drawings (Roger illustrates his own books after all)!
Roger Prick is the drag persona of Han Whyte, stand-up comedian, character comic and finalist of Leicester Square Theatre Sketch Off 2025. SEXOPOLIS is her debut work-in-progress solo show.













