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Etcetera Theatre new season


FIVE KINDS OF SILENCE by Shelagh Stephenson

Presented by KC Productions



5th September – 1st October 2017

£12.50 / £11.50



A production of the renowned play ’Five Kinds of Silence" ; an emotional and heart-wrenching performance coming to the Etcetera Theatre, not to be missed.





Human Issue

start time: 12:30pm | date: Fri 8th Sept | £10

start time: 9:30pm | date: Fri 8th Sept | £10


A fundraiser in aid of

"A genius piece of writing." - LondonPubTheatres.


Frank is a comedian & self professed cultural provocateur.

He’s intelligent, he’s funny, he’s frustrated, he’s frank & he’s about to kill himself but first he has one or two important things he’d like to say.

With suicide being the most common cause of death in males in the UK. Franks story is a Human Issue that, although told with a dark philosophical wit, is a story of hope and a celebration of the tenacious nature of humanity.


This 60 minute one man meta theatrical play is delivered as part monologue, part stand up comedy routine.

Human Issue is written & directed by Dean Moynihan.

Produced by Mark Savage Theatre Company.

Performed by Mark Savage as Frank.



The Expense of Simplicity

start time: 12pm | date: Fri 9th Sept | £8

start time: 9.30pm | date: Fri 9th Sept | £8


Charlie realises she never wanted to grow up, but is the expense of simplicity small enough?




Hell was Passchendaele

start times: 7.30pm | dates: Mon 11th Sept | £12.50


Ceridwen Theatre Company proudly present a gripping tale of survival, courage and impossible choices in the most terrible of conditions. Between July and November 1917 an average of 5,000 men lost their lives every day, trying to capture 5 miles of desolate terrain and a village in Belgium. Relentless torrential rain filled the shell holes, creating lakes 10 feet deep where wounded soldiers drowned, horses floundered helplessly and whole tanks disappeared.


Let us descend into this Hell and seek three soldiers cut off from their allies, beset on all sides by enemies and surrounded by unimaginable horror. If they are to survive they must rely solely on one another. Their story is just one amongst thousands- but it is a story that must be seen to be believed.


Written by Lyon Devereux

Directed by Vivien Devereux

With thanks to National Museum Wales




Re Invent Me with Camilla Sacre-Dallerup

start times: 8pm | dates: Mon 2nd Oct | £25


Do you have a dream of reinventing something in your life? Your career, relationship or yourself? In this intense and inspiring talk and workshop with Camilla, you will get the chance to tune into your deepest desires and unravel some of the blocks that may be holding you back from living the life you dream of.

Camilla will coach and share method to help you to visualise and understand what is stopping you from achieving all your life goals.

Camilla is a life-coach who has walked the walk. Having fully reinvented her own career and life, she enjoys helping others connect with the power, confidence and self-belief needed to achieve their dreams’.  Guaranteed to be the best two hours you can invest in YOU this year




Not going to bother naming this Mind Reading Show

start times: 7.30pm | dates: Fri 6th & Sat 7th Oct| £8


Mind illusions, divination, predictions, bizarre and just straight out lies, an interactive mentalism piece with an immersive feel where myriads of patterns slowly lead the performer into obsession.  





start times: 7pm | dates: Tue 10th – Sat 14th Oct| £10 / £8

start times: 6pm | dates: Sun 15th Oct| £10 / £8


A new play set on the mean streets of London. Three stories filled with revenge, revelation and redemption collide on a fateful night.

"The Ends" is a bold, intensely emotional, and funny story of lives that connect in an unexpected act of violence on the streets of London. Inventively structured as a triptych of overlapping and intersecting narratives, "The Ends" explores the lives of disparate characters who are catapulted into unforeseen dramatic situations instigated by actions taken decades before.

Mick and Tong are two hooded youths hanging out on a street corner with nothing better to do than gossip, dream and have moral and philosophical discussions as they bump into various mates on the streets of London.

Amir and Samir are two British Asian waiters who just want to get through their busy shift so they can go out and have fun, however the clientele in their restaurant have their own problems.

Richard has just been released from prison after serving a life sentence for murder. He just wants to reconnect with his daughter Kim and start again but despite him paying his dues, he still has a long path ahead.

With a strong cast and crew of veterans and fresh faces, The Ends is going to be something special.



Between a Man and a Woman


Tuesday 17th Oct – Sunday 5th November

Tuesday – Saturday @ 7pm

Sundays @ 6pm

Preview tickets 17th-19th October: £8 full / £7 concession

Rest of the run 20th October-5th November: £10 full / £9 concession


Written and Directed by Scott James

Following successful runs at Waterloo East Theatre, Bread & Roses Theatre, Camden Fringe and a week at Etcetera Theatre, JamesArts Productions presents this harrowing and poignant drama.

To the outside world, Polly and Tom seem to represent the normal married couple; successful, loving and happy. But behind closed doors, not all is what it seems. Polly’s family and friends are constantly worried for her wellbeing and safety; claiming she has changed from the person she once was.

This fast paced drama centres Tom’s suppressed emotional trauma and the affect it has on those around him and promises to be a thought-provoking and unforgettable evening of theatre that brings the issue of violence at home to the forefront and offers an unexpected and chilling new perspective to the issue.

A new and harrowing play focusing on the taboo subject of domestic violence and violence in the home; it questions as to whether we can fully know what goes on behind closed doors and between four walls.

"Sometimes intense. Sometimes poignant. Always gripping." - **** LondonTheatre1

"James’ play is a valuable and interesting one, that takes an unflinching look at domestic violence and highlights how and why it continues to happen." -  Reviews Hub



Edgar Allan Poe’s THE RAVEN

start time: 9:30pm | date: Tue 31st Oct – Thu 2nd Nov | £12 / £9

start time: 9:30pm | date: Sat 4th Nov | £12 / £9

start time: 8:30pm | date: Sun 5th Nov| £12 / £9


From the award-winning Okai Collier Company / Evcol Entertainment comes this haunting tale from the master of Gothic story-telling: Edgar Allan Poe. This new adaptation of Poe’s classic is a re-working of his original story, with Lady Elizabeth Woodruff wrestling with melancholic thoughts after losing her lover; a love whose death she questions her own involvement with upon discovering that she and her estranged husband were themselves engaged in a passionate affair.





































































Time: 12:30pm | Dates: Mon 31st July – Wed 2nd August  | Tickets: £8 / £6

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Are you, or is a woman you love, a lost feminist?

Join our rehabilitation centre! We help all lost feminists recover and return to society as fully functioning and obedient women.

The aim of this piece is to show different aspects and struggles that women face in their daily life. It is grotesque, sarcastic, ironic and full of dark comedy.

Twitter: @The_SecondSex



Time: 6.30pm | Dates: Mon 31st July – Fri 4th August | Tickets: £8

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Dark Side of the Mime is an audacious physical clown show. It mixes together clownery with classic pantomime, porn, splatter, and violence. The show is vulgar, but that's the way we like it. This full-on show is now in London for the first time.

Are you bold enough to enter the dark side of your mind?

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Time: 8:30pm | Dates: Mon 31st July – Tue 1st August | Tickets: £8 / £6

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Albert is a lovable nerd who dreams of the big stage. mYlez is an outgoing hacker with a dark sense of humour. Albert and mYlez meet online but live on two different continents. Lonely but resourceful, they team up and build an artificial friend, a robot whom they call A.L.Ex (Artificial Language Experiment). Together, they perform improvised theatre in a perilous show via transatlantic video link. A.L.Ex is a small humanoid robot and a unique computer creation running artificial intelligence, trained on dialogue from 100,000 movies.

HumanMachine (, the international creative team behind the show, invites you to explore human and computer creativity, spontaneity and "artificial irreverence" (Sunday Times).

Twitter: @PiotrImprov




Time: 4.30pm | Dates: Wed 2nd – Sun 6th August | Tickets: £5

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Four comics over fifty meditate and muse on life, death, love and medication. Fred Ferenczi (Finalist, Old Comedian of the Year), Mike Lord ("Had the crowd laughing from start to finish"), Nick Mellors ("Fleet footed and intelligent") and Sally Firth (One To Watch, Funny Women) each ruminate and reflect on middle age.




Time: 8.30pm | Dates: Wed 2nd  – Sun 6th  Aug | Tickets : £15 / £12

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Cleo is young woman in London who has been living with Type 3 Female Genital Mutilation since she was 7. After being raped by her husband, she finds the strength to undergo reversal surgery. Cleo’s family oppose her decision and send her to stay with her Aunty Winnie and friend Eve in an attempt to force her to accept her "gift".                                                        Twitter: @Naiad_Prod                    Web:




Time: 12.30pm | Dates: Thu 3rd – Mon 7th August | Tickets: £10 / £8

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Falling Pennies charges into the Camden Fringe with a hilarious farce that’ll have you rolling in the trenches.

Belgium, 1914. When Major-General Erich Ludendorff discovers his army is missing, he hatches a plot to bluff the enemy into surrender. But Ludendorff finds it’s never a good idea to interrupt your enemy’s bath time.

Twitter: @DoomedResis   Web:




Time: 2.30pm | Dates: Sat 5th – Sun 6th August | Tickets: £7 / £5

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A debut one woman tragicomedy. "A performer to watch" EtymNews.

Sex, lies and antidepressants. You are cordially invited to be a guest at a failed wedding party. Join the frenzied bride on a journey of debauched self discovery.

"Unflinching look at woman in the throes of having an emotional episode.... Immersive theatre to the hilt" FemaleArts.

Twitter: @elinaalminas   Web:




Time: 6:30pm | Dates: Sat 5th – Sun 6th August | Tickets: £10 / £8

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The Journey of a Body is a one-woman show about identity and the ideas that define ourselves as part of a culture, a clan. It is the journey of our genes crossing borders, migrating throughout time, and in doing so, enriching our cultural diversity. It is the story of our bodies that goes beyond languages and economic systems. Twitter: @Ale_ChaconC




Time: 4:30pm | Dates: Mon 7th – Tue 8th August | Tickets: £10 / £9

Time: 6:30pm | Dates: Mon 7th – Tue 8th August | Tickets: £10 / £9

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"Being human is so boring. And everyone has their fantasies..."

Aidan loves animal role-play: pretending to be a pony is her biggest thrill. Her boyfriend Bravo is sceptical but supportive. But Aidan seeks more than his acceptance. She wants to come out publicly - whatever the consequences.


Black Beauty in Irons is a kinky romantic drama that confronts whether it’s possible to truly fulfil your fantasies. The first UK show to put the animal role-play identity centre-stage, our work addresses issues with pride, consent and coming out. Black Beauty in Irons matters because there are people everywhere who can’t be open about their identities: we think that’s unfair, and it’s time for change.

Twitter: @2ndSelfEnsemble





Time: 8:30pm | Dates: Mon 7th – Wed 9th August | Tickets: £9

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Alana frequently passes the enigmatic Martin, a local homeless man. She attempts to peel back the barriers he puts up against a society that ignores him, learning she has more in common with him than she believed possible. What draws her to him? Why is he so evasive? What secrets hide? We are all potentially one life event away from being homeless.

Twitter: @Homelesscomfor1







Time: 12:30pm | Dates: Wed 9th -Sun 13th August | Tickets: £11 / £9.50

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Can you have it all? Do you want it all?

A scientist, on the cusp of a new IVF discovery, is faced with difficult decisions about her own fertility. In this intimate story, award-winning White Slate Theatre explore women’s choices, and the science behind those choices, when weighing up careers, parenthood, and where self-worth is found.

Twitter: @WhiteSlateUK




Time: 2:30pm | Dates: Wed 9th – Sun 13th August | Tickets: £12 / £10

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"If we treated people with diabetes the same way we treat those with depression, there would be an outcry." Simon Wessely RCP.

Gripping documentary theatre about the conditions in NHS mental health care and the obstacles facing those with mental health issues in society. Using exclusively real testimony - from patients, professionals, researchers and journalists - Last Word Theatre present a play designed to make us challenge our assumptions, rethink, reflect and talk about the costs of mental health in our society.

Last Word Theatre are a Community Interest Company of LAMDA graduates focused on work that highlights under-represented stories in our society and fosters discussion and openess.

Twitter: @lastwordcompany


Time: 6:30pm | Dates: Wed 9th – Sun 13th August | Tickets: £10 / £8

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The two Gaulier graduated, award-winning actors Karen Houge and David Tann present a satire based on Karen's journey following Syrian refugees. Travelling with the mafia, taken by police and sentenced in court. The show reveals refreshing stories from the refugee trail of police, volunteers and refugees far from the image often presented in media.

Twitter: @Undercoverrefug Web:



Time: 8:30pm | Dates: Thu 10th – Mon 14th August | Tickets: £10

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Blood, sweat and subs. A darkly comic thriller with guts.

Dark Room is a brand new play from writer Jim Mannering.

In the basement of an ordinary house on an ordinary street, a group of extraordinary people meet weekly to indulge their passion, away from prying eyes. When a newby arrives the membership are diverted from the regular squabbles. Desire is stoked and envy seethes. A project deadline approaches and the new recruit is forced to make a permanent choice between light and shade.

Let your curiosity get the better of you and pull the curtain back on this nasty little club.

Twitter: @DARKROOMtheplay



Time: 4:30pm | Dates: Sat 12th – Sun 13th August | Tickets: £10

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Italian Horror Stories explores the Italian historical facts and legends that inspired gothic classics such as the Mummy, Frankenstein and The Woman in Black.

The show is divided into pieces linked by a sarcastic, devilish host, the Prince of Darkness, who will lead the audience on a cathartic journey through mankind's sins. Web:

















Time: 4:30pm | Dates: Mon 14th August | Tickets: £6.50 / £5

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What I really wanted to say was... is a LOL social-satire where we revisit and stage our most awkward, inappropriate conversations.

Society's reliant on political correctness so where do you stand? How would you react? What would you have said? Thought provoking punchlines and ruthless, rough and ready rhymes-

Will you wince, laugh, cringe or cry?

Twitter: @shtoomprod



Time: 6:30pm | Dates: Mon 14th – Thu 17th August | Tickets: £10 / £8

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A tale of protesting strangers, wondering why they care.

A new play by Ben Randall.


The Monument of Portland Place is set in 1998. It revolves around two characters, Kelly and Trilby, who meet whilst participating in a vigil. As the story unfolds we discover their brave, obtuse and, at times, eccentric ideas for demonstrating. The power of their belief, honesty and friendship result in a most illuminating finale.

Twitter: @DackerandEnt



Time: 4:30pm | Dates: Tue 15th – Thu 17th August | Tickets: £7.50 / £6

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A short theatre piece about the visibility of women.

Flush away your own society and become part of a new order. Close the door, turn the sign to occupied and join a sisterhood like no other. Feel change dripping through and watch the cracks begin to show. Twitter: @OutofOrderCo



Time: 8:30pm | Dates: Tue 15th – Wed 16th August | Tickets: £5

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The very last sketch show in the universe! Earth has been destroyed. Not to worry though, as award winning double act Cook and Davies invite you aboard the Space-Ark for a tribute to Earth’s best bits. Expect frenetic sketches, absurd Sci-Fi and the most peculiar use of a spatula in "A sketch show unlike those you’ve seen before" (Broadway Baby.)

Twitter: @cookanddavies



MIMES (Most Imbecilic Mime Ensemble Show)

Time: 12:30pm | Dates: Wed 16th – Sun 20th August| Tickets: £7.50

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Three unconventional mimes show their ridiculous life, from playing out the miracle of birth to a Hamlet style death. As hard as they try, getting along yields no results. One is finished with the life of mime and even changing a light bulb proves too difficult. In the middle: tennis, Pina Bausch, Star Wars, Mexican standoff and... Simon & Garfunkel

Twitter: @TheThreeDots1




Time: 2:30pm | Dates: Wed 16th – Sun 20th August | Tickets: £6

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The 'Voice' speaks: "Time is running out. Learn who you are. Know what you want. Decisions must be made before it's too late, even if being true to you means lying to others."

It could be a puzzle, it feels like torture, it might be punishment. They don't know, they just want to be free and are willing to risk it all to escape!

Suitable for 10+



Time: 8:30pm | Dates: Thu 17th – Sun 20th August | Tickets: £7 / £5

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Comedian Gary G Knightley (as seen on Channel 4, BBC3 and the West End) brings you his debut solo show.


After hiding behind cult EdFringe show Animal Jokes for years, it is time to get real. Uncomfortably real. Knightley explores what it is to be him: a brash, honest curmudgeon who hates everything but just wants to be adored. What a twat.

Twitter: @garygknightley



Time: 4:30pm | Dates: Fri 18th – Sun 20th  August| Tickets: £10 / £8.50

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Lacey Macbeth, groomed, glossy and ambitious - like 90s Victoria Beckham - has drive enough for herself and her guy Mac - a career criminal from Glamis estate steadily climbing family ranks. When Lacey’s tarot predicts Mac’s accelerated ascension, it’s time to be ambitious, up the status of her guy and settle old scores with gangland boss Duncan.

Twitter: @weflybynightmac




Time: 6:30pm | Dates: Fri 18th – Sun 20th August | Tickets: £9

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From the writer of Trainspotting comes Irvine Welsh's irreverent, one-man stage play Filth, adapted by Harry Gibson. New theatre company Skin&Bone are producing this anarchic, tour-de-force production with actor Jake Francis playing over thirty characters in a story of sleaze, power and the abuse of just about everything.

Twitter: @skinbonetheatre




Time: 12:30pm | Dates: Mon 21st – Fri 25th August | Tickets: £8 / £6

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Does getting cast mean casting others out? Can a strong friendship between actors remain in a competitive industry?

Carys is Welsh. Maire is Irish. Living away from home

and sharing a flat in London to pursue their dreams in acting should be fun, right? Can their friendship remain strong in a place so far from their Celtic roots? Should their friendship or career prospects come first?

This play is about friends, career choices and our basic need to survive in a world that is constantly changing, adapting and challenging our prior beliefs and conceptions.

Twitter: @1822PLAY



Time: 6.30pm | Dates: Mon 21st – Tue 22nd August | Tickets: £10 / £8

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Darkly comic improvised theatre of the absurd. A show about shaming and being crushed by social labels.


We're building a machine for these fools on stage. Taking their boring, humdrum lives and adding games for your delight. Make them speak in rhyme. Direct their limbs. Whatever you want. Until it all falls apart.


It will be hilarious or else.

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Time: 8:30pm | Dates: Mon 21st – Tue 22nd August | Tickets: £8.50 / £7

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The sketch comedy duo, Barber & Benson, are back with a marvellous array of characters; old and new. They come together in this seamless show with weird and wonderful, larger than life creatures from this ludicrous planet, film parodies, TV dramas and political buffoons... "We've come on stage by mistake"

Twitter & Facebook @BarberAndBenson

Twitter: @BarberAndBenson



Time: 6:30pm | Dates: Wed 23rd – Sun 27th August | Tickets: £12.50 / £10

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A raw & honest portrayal about motherhood. Whether it's being a mum, not wanting to become a mum or dealing with a mum, this strong female collective collaborate to present a series of monologues sourced and written by the women who perform them. This show is a wonderful array of funny, heart-warming, sad, but above all, honest stories for all!

Twitter: @ForkedTheatre




Time: 8:30pm | Dates: Wed 23rd – Sun 27th August | Tickets: £15 / £10

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It's Friday evening and a young couple - John and Jenny - are making preparations for a dinner party. John intends to make an exciting proposal to guests Jake and Jo, a proposition Jenny has reluctantly gone along with. But as wine spills, personalities clash and passive aggression takes hold, the night turns out to be one of disastrous conclusions

Twitter: @Lotus_Theatre Web:




Time: 4:30pm | Dates: Thu 24th – Fri 25th August | Tickets: £5

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Ave Moira introduces you to the many musings of Moira - Mary Mother of Christ as a single mother from Dublin. Blunt, dry, and downright sick of everything, Moira's here to give her brutally honest thoughts on the human condition. With her personal passages eradicated from the bible, she wants to get a few things clear about organised Christianity.

Twitter: @unnatural_ginge



Time: 2:30pm | Dates: Fri 25th – Sun 27th August | Tickets: £8 / £6

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Written & performed by Carmina Bernhardt, Greenery is a one-woman comic play about getting the bus to work.

Through the perspectives of four characters, we question the limits of our empathy, make use of the Hopper fare, and discover whether one can make it through a day in London while wearing two different shoes.

Directed by Annemieke van Elst.

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Time: 12:30pm | Dates: Sat 26th – Sun 27th August | Tickets: £10 / £8

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Blurred Justice, winner of Amnesty International's Marsh award, is a thrilling play where the fate of one man lies in the hands of the audience. Sharif is a Yemeni Houthi soldier and is being tried in an extraordinary court. As he is being questioned, the play explores the meaning of the word terrorist and the complications of the Yemeni civil war.

Twitter: @PerformingC





Time: 4:30pm | Dates: Sat 26th – Sun 27th August | Tickets: £5

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Sam Went got dumped and did the entirely normal thing of transferring his feelings onto the 17th worst film of all time - Bicentennial Man. In his debut solo stand-up performance, up-and-coming comedian Sam Went explains how the romantic odyssey of a creepy yet endearing robot butler healed his broken heart. Directed by Amy Larham

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