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ROGER PRICK: SEXOPOLIS

24 April

A pornographer- AHEM! EROTIC NOVELIST- launches the newly revised, feminist edition of his novel, in this character comedy drag show!

That’s right, it’s Roger Prick! 1970s pornographer, erotic novelist, and celebrity Casanova. Now it’s 2026 and he’s ready to relaunch his dirtiest novel, revised and edited for the post Me Too era. It’s modern! It’s feminist! It’s progressive! The gorgeous naked vixens are still there, but now they all have names. Roger’s
one of the good guys… even if he is greasy, lecherous, perverted and licking his lips a bit too much.

Hold onto your cigar and don’t miss this sleazy, silly, and satirical character comedy drag show. Expect bawdy jokes, dirty book readings and live drawings (Roger illustrates his own books after all)!

Roger Prick is the drag persona of Han Whyte, stand-up comedian, character comic and finalist of Leicester Square Theatre Sketch Off 2025. SEXOPOLIS is her debut work-in-progress solo show.

LOSE YOUR MARBLES

27 April & 25 May

An evening of pure absurdist comedy with extreme ASMR practitioner Yogie Belle and friends.

Get ready to Lose Your Marbles at the Canal Café Theatre in Little Venice, Maida Vale!

Curated by the worlds #1 extreme ASMR practitioner and sound beautician, Yogie Belle, this vaudevillian extravaganza delivers a hand-picked line-up of alternative acts who’ll leave you wailing with joy like a dolphin that’s escaped from Leningrad zoo.

Unapologetically original absurd alternative comedy— from the front trenches of the fringe.

Lose Your Marbles celebrates the theatre of the weird, the wild, and the wonderfully bizarre in a collision of storytelling, performance, music and clowning in a kaleidoscope of unlimited limitless silliness.

DATING’S A DRAG!

28 April

One lucky person wins a date with the drag performer of the audiences choice.

Is your love-life not going your way? Looking for a new way to meet the one of your dreams? Or just want a little flirtatious night of fun? Then come on down to Canal Cafe!

One lucky person will get to have drag performers compete for a chance to date them. Just put your name in the hat when you enter and it could be you! And don’t worry, you won’t have to be the one to choose which drag performer is right for you. The winner will be decided by the entire audience.

Hosted by the one, the only, GYNOMIGHT!

WILD THOUGHTS

2 May

 A one-man stand-up show that explores race, sex, and identity through the lens of a millennial Black man whose thirties are fast approaching.

In Yan Toby-Amisi’s debut stand-up show Wild Thoughts, personal and pressing thoughts about race, sex and identity are explored through the lens of a millennial Black man who confronts himself and the world around him as age thirty stares him from around the corner – all through the medium of comedy, his favourite language.

After five years of being in the London comedy circuit, producing events such
as Diversity Hires (a variety stand-up show with other comedians), beating the Blackout on occasion at Up The Creek, comedic TV commercials and years of improv comedy, Yan finally takes to the stage with a solo show, packed with personal anecdotes, one-liners and observations that have been enjoyed by audiences across London (mostly South, if we’re honest).

DON’T RAIN ON MY CABARET

3 May

One hour of iconic songs celebrating Barbra Streisand.

Posnertivity Productions, a new production company founded by Corinne Posner, is thrilled to present its debut cabaret, Don’t Rain On My Cabaret. This dazzling afternoon celebrates the iconic music of Barbra Streisand, brought to life by a cast of exceptionally talented performers. Featuring beloved classics such as My Man, I’m the Greatest Star, and Don’t Rain on My Parade, the show captures the heart, humor, and drama that define Streisand’s legendary career.

Audiences can expect an intimate yet electric atmosphere filled with powerhouse vocals, emotional storytelling, and timeless Broadway glamour. Blending classic musical theatre with a fresh, contemporary energy, this cabaret offers a vibrant showcase of rising talent, each performer bringing their own unique artistry to these unforgettable songs. Whether you’re a lifelong Streisand fan or simply love a classic Broadway sound, Don’t Rain On My Cabaret promises a joyful, feel-good theatrical experience that celebrates one of the greatest voices of all time.

A NIGHT AT THE WEST END

6 May

Iconic West End hits, powerful vocals and the songs you love with Nancy May.

A Night at the West End is a celebration of the songs you know and the stories you love, performed by acclaimed vocalist Nancy May.

From soaring ballads to timeless showstoppers, this special one-night concert brings together some of the most loved music from the West End and beyond. Audiences can expect favourites from Les Misérables, The Phantom of the Opera, Oliver! and more, all performed with emotion and powerful vocals.

Whether you’re a lifelong musical theatre fan or simply love a great night of live music, A Night at the West End offers an evening of unforgettable melodies, heartfelt storytelling and pure theatrical magic in one of London’s most intimate performance spaces.

THE NIGHT ALI DIED

8 - 10 May

A gripping and cinematic solo thriller about a man who becomes dangerously out of his depth in the criminal underworld.

A multi-award winning solo thriller by storyteller Chris Sainton-Clark.

Ali is wanted dead by a vicious London Gangster and is placed under police surveillance for the protection of him and his family, yet for some reason, Ali decides to sneak out into the night, sparking a bloody domino effect that ricochets through the sleepy streets of his city.

Through the brutal accounts of Ali, a henchman, a detective and a mob boss, find out what on earth happened on the night Ali died.

The Night Ali Died premiered at Prague Fringe 2025 and has been collecting a vast amount of accolades since, winning five awards in its first six months of touring. Its cinematic style and bold and punchy soundtrack has taken over the fringe circuit with an electric buzz.

GARDEN PARTY

13, 15, 16, 17 May

 An immersive true-crime cabaret celebrating beauty, scandal, and artistic rebellion.

Truman Capote, the master of glamour and scandal, returns to life in Garden Party – Truman Capote’s Black and White Celebration, an
immersive true-crime cabaret by Kulturscio’k Live Art Collective.

Inspired by Capote’s iconic 1966 ball, the performance explores fame, hypocrisy, and desire in a world teetering between elegance and cruelty. As society once again hides behind polite masks, Garden Party invites the audience to dance, unmask, and confront their own fascination with spectacle and truth.

THE INTERMISSION

1 - 3 June

Inspired by Edward Hopper’s 1963 painting of the same name, The Intermission explores fatherhood, sliding doors, and the secret life of a carnival goldfish.

Join Richard Walls (Violet Fields, Royal Court; Powder, Theatre Absolute) this June as he reckons with the shadow of a day he always knew would come.

IT’S A FUNNY NEW GAME

9 - 12 June

A comic look at the Beautiful Game – warts, VAR and all.

Do you think football was better in the old days? When players wore long shorts and earned two bob a week? Or do you prefer the modern game of megastar players with ridiculous hairstyles earning millions? Either way, actor turned football manager Barry Mousetrap will have something funny to say about it. Barry Mousetrap is the original VAR (Very Amusing Raconteur) and is proud to present his debut full-length show It’s A Funny New Game (The Changing Farce of Football).

The show features stand-up, sketches, and even a football themed Jane Austen spoof. Plus there’s a special World Cup quiz featuring England’s No.1.

Joining in the fun are Barry’s fellow managers Kurt Kliche – football’s most fashionable manager, Flange Costabobortwo – football’s most sacked manager and Sir Fergus McAllison – football’s most miserable manager. And who can resist the World’s most skillful (not to mention beautiful) footballer and underwear model – Ronald Biggego.

The Beautiful Game has never been more Beautiful or more funny.

MEN IN POWER: A WORK IN PROGRESS

19 June

Men are in power, but why? NipSlip are here to find out.

NipSlip Productions present MEN IN POWER.

This sexy duo (Dulcie Godfrey and Tallula White) explore MEN. POWER. FACIAL HAIR. SEX… (if you’re lucky) live on stage or your money back, through a series of sketches, interpretive dance and a secret third thing.

From the peaks of Mount Everest, to the depths of Dalston Superstore (why are they in there?) MEN seem to run the world… why? What is it that they have that NipSlip don’t? What is a MAN if not the same composition of nipples, leg hair and bush? The sexy duo that bring you monthly variety show NipSlip&Friends are here to find out.



IN THE COLD LIGHT

24 - 27 June

A grieving journalist seeks closure through a lost romance from a by-gone era.

The gravestones of two friends pull a journalist into an investigation he hopes will bury the past. Instead, it unearths the harsh reality of staying silent, confronting him with the one story he refused to tell.

Scottish playwright George Grant returns with this powerful meditation on grief. Making its debut at Canal Café Theatre, In the Cold Light is a sharp, intimate and quietly devastating exploration of how we mourn – and what we leave unsaid.